You are so pumped up by your performance, and the crowds reaction, that your mind can’t concentrate on any conversation, let alone one that might lead to golden opportunities.

For example an impressed stranger might talk to you about the chance of a slot on a radio show or maybe an introduction to a significant contact.

The musician, being so overwhelmed by their body’s natural state, is unable to suss out the situation: which is why a manager is always handy.

A similar scenario was acted out in front of me last Saturday at Mr Kyps in Poole.

It was during the first semi-final of the Dorset Music Awards and the band Fearne had just wowed the audience with a great set.

One of those watching sought out the singer, Alex Beds (above), to give him an introduction to a named producer.

Alex coped well with this unexpected chance but could so easily have blown it by being too aloof.

These opportunities are rare in real life but if an act needs to find the right person in the industry they can always try audiorokit.com.

Its a web service that enables acts to pitch a song or themselves to industry figures looking for a specific genre or performer.

We’ve mentioned them before but they are currently offering free ‘tokens’ that allow you to sample the system and not commit to subscription.

All you have to do is knock at the right door. Visit audiorokit.com

The final of the Dorset Music Awards is on Saturday 23rd April at the O2 Academy in Bournemouth. ticket details are here http://www.dorsetmusicawards.co.uk/event.php?eid=36487

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The judges of the Dorset Unsigned Music Awards have decided that Achilles, Dusty Cuts, Otto, The Douglas Firs and The Goodfoot will be in the final, May 2nd at the Royal Bath Hotel Bournemouth.

In the write up of the first semi-final I waxed lyrical about my admiration of the X-Factor’s Simon Cowell’s honesty (Judging the DUMA semi-finals).

There’s no need to continue with that but it was maybe slightly ironic that while his other project ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ was airing it’s first heats of the season we were at the last semi-final for the DUMA, at a pub that seemed to mirror the town in which it was located.

On arriving in Wimborne Minster you have to negotiate a road system designed to protect the inner town from cars and anyone, without a map or directions, trying to find a pub called Pudding and Pye.

However after a variety of 3-point-turns and olde English exclamations I managed to drive past the venue and then spend another ten minutes trying to retrace my route.

In doing so I discovered that Wimborne is a wonderful yet ancient place that deserves a proper investigation. In some ways it is similar to Weymouth, which I saw for the first time last week and currently describe as a cross between St Tropez and Winchester.

The only difference is that Wimborne has a Minster and no harbour.

Once inside the Pudding and Pye you have a classic old English pub with an inviting collection of odd shaped rooms and a ceiling you could easily bang your head on. Most importantly, plenty of helpful staff behind the bar.

And they were needed because the second semi of DUMA was a busy night, with the another five popular bands looking for a place in the final.

Once again Heidi and Ian and myself were judging the merits of these acts, although in the back of our minds we knew that there were two acts from last Saturday who were the ones to beat.

The overall impression I received from the two semis was that very few of the acts seemed to realise they were in a competition and relied on their music to get them through.

The best I can describe their stage clothes would be dour, their energy lethargic and there were maybe be one or two that had the collective spirit which could see them making a living from this profession.

So full marks go to ‘Crystal Arcade‘ for their energy and enthusiasm especially the guitarist who seemed to be putting everything possible into his performance even though most of the audience couldn’t hear his licks let alone chords.

In fact Ian commented that it was a bit like watching the TV with the sound turned down. I would quite happily add that judging by the movement of his hair we’d be watching an underwater shot of a sea anemone in a strong tide.

Also giving natural entertainment were the singers from both ‘The Goodfoot’ and ‘Dusty Cuts’ while the whole of ‘Otto’ performed a fantastic set, full of harmonies, smiles and optimistic energy. Otto also possess a bass player with a rare gift – he can keep people dancing while playing a solo.

In the final they will be up against the casual surfing vibe of ‘Achilles’ who filled the room with a jazz like infusion of ambient dance.

Suzy Douglas (and log) photo by Sophie Court

But for me the most intriguing act we had to judge was ‘The Douglas Firs’. Their sound and look would suit the film ‘The Village’ and I wasn’t far wrong as they later informed me that ‘Twin Peaks’ was the source of their inspiration.

This would also explain why singer Suzy Douglas clutched a log during one song. As props go it is brilliant and if anyone in the audience objects she can always thrown it at them. You never know it might catch on with people bringing twigs and roots to future gigs.

Before we go any further I must credit Trevor Hill, the other half of Devils Music, for his ability to keep the acts flowing through the night. This is the fourth year of DUMA and the slickness was inspiring. It isn’t easy getting five bands on and off stage and the pace was perfect.

After the last notes had left the stage the judges sat down with organisers Trevor and Richard Stannard to decide which five of the ten acts would make the final at the Royal Bath Hotel in Bournemouth (May 2nd).

The judges were only unanimous about three acts and the last two slots in the final caused a lengthy discussion. It’s great fun hearing now people judge, what their tastes are and ultimately how they decide on who goes through or not.

On paper, and on stage, it is fair to say we were all delighted with the five that went though making the final a very interesting night.

Our job of judging is complete however I don’t envy the final judges, the owners of the fabulous prizes as well as DJ Rob da Bank, but I have a hunch which act will get the photo shoot and recording session, however the three slots at the festivals… it’s wide open.

You can see full details about the prizes and find out more about Devils Music here.

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As a big fan of Simon Cowell and the X-Factor I was delighted when Richard Stannard from Devil’s Music telephoned and offered me an invitation to judge the first semi final of the Dorset Unsigned Music Awards (D.U.M.A).

Now many people find Simon Cowell too blunt but I love how he tells the truth when judging the merits and faults of the artists on the show.

It maybe true that he embellishes his comments with a certain amount of showmanship, and encourages the role of pantomime villain, but Cowell is not often wide of the mark and his honesty is respected through the music industry. It might not be liked, but it is respected.

His attitude has helped me when informing bands their music isn’t yet ready to go on the radio. Apparently they appreciate my honesty, which is a relief, as the feeling in my stomach before making the phone call isn’t a pleasant one.

So it was with a happy heart that I accepted Richard’s offer and prepared to travel the 70 odd miles to Weymouth and step in for a last minute cancellation in the judging department.

In the back of my mind I was wondering why that person had cancelled but as usual the front of the mind was working overtime and painting a rosy picture: the venue was a hotel, so the gig must be in a function room! There’’s bound to be table and chairs where we can hold court and sit and ‘judge’. The audience would listen to our every word! What more could I want?

Even though I was running late, and even though I took the wrong turning adding ten miles to the journey, and I also received news about an A&E incident back home… I arrived in good shape.

Only to discover that the Queens Hotel in Weymouth is more pub than Travel Lodge. The grand function room I was expecting was a graffiti decorated space ideal of a night of sweaty rock. There were no chairs.

It looked like the kind of place in which the considered thoughts of a judge would not get much friction no matter how truthful.

Richard introduced me to Heidi and Ian, my fellow judges and then filled me in on all of the other details I had declined to inquire about in our previous conversation.

The first bit of good news: we wouldn’t have to give the audience our opinions. The second: our decision will be made a few days after the second semi-final. The third: we wouldn’t be judging the final.

This might seem a strange piece of good news but Devil’s Music have devised a very interesting way of awarding the excellent prizes and arranging the competition.

Crowd and band in the Queen's Hotel, Weymouth

Each semi-final has five acts and all we have to do is agree on the best five of the ten hopefuls to go through. However in the final the judges will be the people giving away the prizes; awarding it to the act that suits them the most.

As there are five prizes one band could walk away with all five, or each band could receive one. I’m sure you can work out the other variations.

On offer is a slot at one of three top Dorset festivals: Larmer Tree, Camp Bestival or Endorset In Dorset.

There is also a recording session with Room With A View Studios or a photo shoot with Seeker Photography. Five excellent opportunities for these acts to grab by the proverbials.

This really is a great way of dishing out the rewards which will no doubt make the final an even more tense occasion yet, in some respects, fairer.

The conclusion of D.U.M.A is being held in Bournemouth at the very plush Royal Bath Hotel, which is maybe why I was expecting a little more from the Queen’s Hotel in Weymouth.

Still onwards and upwards and, in this case, with a clipboard that Richard kindly provided, which now marked me out as either someone from the brewery or a judge.

However in the gentle environment of Weymouth people seem to accept this fact and avoided giving me hassle although there was one incident featuring me, the clipboard and a member of the audience.

His name was Rob and he approached me holding a bottle which I guessed must have been the third or fourth he had held that day. He had seen me composing my views and approached with the kind of bonhomie drink encourages demanding to know what I was doing.

“Judging the bands,” I informed him. “Ah!” He exclaimed, “Simon Cowell?”

It was at this point you have to sum up various options: Is it good to be a fan of Simon Cowell? Will ‘Rob the Merry’ appreciate your arguments in favour of the man of truth? Or will he loathe the X-Factor judge and heap upon you the frustrations that a week of work can build up in a man?

I decided to stick with my convictions and declare my allegiance to the House of Cowell. Rob seemed delighted with the news, shook my hand and a happy five minutes was spent discussing music and radio until he seemed keen to find someone else to chat with.

The night continued without incident and I really enjoyed the process of judging. It uses parts of the the mind rarely stretched as you have to picture these acts playing to an audience of ‘relaxed’ souls, soaking up the festival vibe in the summer sun, rather than the seemingly vandalised front room of this particular venue.

As we are half way through the competition my views about the music or musicians will be saved until after the judges have judged.

The second semi final of the Dorset Music Awards is on Saturday 11th April at the Puddin and Pye
Wimborne Minster